January 2012
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My reaction every time I see J Lo's Fiat...
super-eklectic1: Jennifer you know damn well you don’t own a Fiat and you know damn well if you did you wouldn’t be takin no leisurely drives through the Bronx with that shit
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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willworkforfame asked: i haven't seen you in so long, i miss your posts, you're funny. hope all is swell.
Dec 31st
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So... about the beastly bitch collecting period...
I don’t even know what to say… Just… WHY. I want her off my dash. Someone take away her wifi.
Dec 31st
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When I do something wrong in public and my mom...
fewerexpectations: On the outside I’m like But in my mind I’m like
Dec 31st
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mirror-of-erised: you know people really should go easier on david karp i mean its not like he  banned links from asks banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks banned enter keys from asks gave asks a word limit limited the number of asks you can send an hour TWICE took away wrapped tags gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
Dec 31st
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pezberrry: the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail or nutella and waffles.
Dec 31st
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slypeezy: lyricalhigh: Yo, black people son….. Yall done took another L for this.  This is why I can’t have a daughter, this is why.  This has to be South Florida. Coon shit like this happens here.
Dec 30th
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Tumblr, fuck you.
I’ve been using Missing E for almost a year now and shit is still sweet.
Dec 30th
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hollaatmebabyy: yeahcarmelo: swag swag like kd DURANT.
Dec 30th
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gigglingbean: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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How teens and adults text
Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Dec 30th
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Reblog if you had a thing for Uncle Jesse on Full...
imalightweight12345: b3ttywh1te: Who didn’t though?
Dec 30th
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reachingnewlevels: Yes. I did. Channa, BYE.
Dec 29th
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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
Dec 28th
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Shit black single moms say
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Lmfaooo
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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